Comments on: Nothing Wavering

By: The Great of ‘08 « Faith-Promoting Rumor

The Great of ‘08 « Faith-Promoting Rumor — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 21:08:19 +0000

[...] Nothing Wavering, by James bar Joseph [...]

By: Mogget

Mogget — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:01:38 +0000

And Peter, James, and John are banned by Mogget…

Time for James barJoseph to return to his eternal rest. We do appreciate his stopping by. And thanks to all who participated.

Sometime tomorrow I will clean this up a bit, that is, delete a few things and bowdlerized a few more, and then lock the thread. Otherwise…I fear the spam that some of these words will attract…

By: jamesbarjoseph

jamesbarjoseph — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:50:32 +0000

Geez. What is it with the schizo demons and pagan dignitaries and deities? John C is NOT going to be happy when he looks at this thread tonight. We’ll probably get a lecture or something.

Where are all the biblical authors and characters?

By: Asherah

Asherah — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:38:55 +0000

Nefertiti, You go girl. I like an independent woman! I have had to be one ever since they started making me into a fertility idol. How about we go hit the club and “waver” our booties? I hear there are a lot of singles dances for 3100+ in Utah. I’m taken, but I will help you find a man who can treat you right.

By: Legion

Legion — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:27:32 +0000

Re: 53 we are a little uncomfortable, though strangely pleased with the lurid details of your post. You get a devilish seal of approval, but we would prefer not to think about such things. Even we get grossed out.

Re: 55

This was our goal from the beginning. To keep people mired in sin!

By: Nefertiti

Nefertiti — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:24:17 +0000

Sorry Satan, # 48, I guess bearing so many daughters to an ungrateful husband merited enough for me to walk in wisdom’s paths (the wisdom from above, that is). Your offer is tempting, but after checking out your profile on lds-singles, I just don’t think we’d get along that well.

By: Bored in Vernal

Bored in Vernal — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:30:47 +0000

There is a whole lot of criticism of NT GA’s on this thread.

You have soooooooooooo ruined your chances of being on the new aggregator.

By: Huston

Huston — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:10:56 +0000

“how many polygamous marriages can be solemnized on the head of pin”

Dude. Sweet.

By: Salome

Salome — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:37:23 +0000

#41, Judas,

I’ve put up with this “virgin” business for too long

It is a mystery, my child. Let me tell you how it all went down, cause Luke and Matthew seem to have been a bit clueless, and that twit with the nativity creche is totally OTF.

Joseph dropped Mary off in a cave, making her as comfortable as it could. Then he went looking for a midwife and as chance would have it there was one wandering around the mountains with nothing else to do.

She reported that she accompanied Joseph to the cave, which was filled with a luminous cloud. Then there was a bright light, which gradually disappeared and was replaced with the Holy Child, who went and took the breast of his mother all by his precocious self.

When the midwife came out of the cave she met me and said:

Salome, Salome, I have a strange sight to relate to thee: a virgin has brought forth — a thing which her nature admits not of.

But I said [I am quite sure I will need to personally check out the situation]

Ed.: Readers who wish to get the details are encouraged to see the Protoevangelium of James and while doing so to remember that folks were different back then…

But I would go carefully with the virginity stuff when it comes to your mother…

By: Glenn Reynolds

Glenn Reynolds — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:55:16 +0000

#50

Jose barEngrill. Heh.